- ramen
- 1. (Ramen) (1599↑, 100↓)food of the gods. consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder.
Moses: whatcha eating? God: Ramen.
Author: mephisto http://ramen.urbanup.com/1455012. (Ramen) (661↑, 45↓)Can be acquired in two convenient, and scrumptious, forms. 1) Cup O' Ramen. 2) Brick O' Ramen. College students base their diets around beef, shrimp, chicken, and oriental flavored noodles. There are better, tastier foods to purchase, such as hot pockets and bagel bites. But ramen saves money so you can buy more liquor, so who really gives a fuck.Jess, a college student, has ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She's lucky that ramen exists, because if it didn't, she'd be crying from starvation and drinking no more tears shampoo.
Author: G|23G http://ramen.urbanup.com/3087533. (Ramen) (654↑, 44↓)The only thing between 500,000 Americans and utter starvation."Ramen is the shit. Obviously."
Author: Rie http://ramen.urbanup.com/3446694. (ramen) (478↑, 70↓)The cheapest and most delicious meal on the planet.Ramen is only 10 cents a package ^.^
Author: Tom http://ramen.urbanup.com/9787545. (Ramen) (418↑, 66↓)what college kids and janitors live off of.....dried slab of noodles that you cook for 3 minutes and then add sodium-enriched seasoning of all flavors to. requires knowledge of stove.Author: etchasketch http://ramen.urbanup.com/3056156. (Ramen) (275↑, 50↓)1.) Delicious, inexpensive noodle soup good for either a light snack or a meal. Goes great with those pre-cooked strips of chicken or beef you can buy at the supermarket. Tastes like shit if overcooked, though. 2.) Inexpensive noodle soup eaten by the [word]Wapanese[/word] only because it comes from Japan. They don't actually like ramen at all. They just like the fact that they don't have to import the shit. Not to be confused with normal people who eat ramen because they actually like the taste and/or are too poor to afford anything else.1.) "This stuff may be cheap, but it's actually good. Beef and Pork ramen are my favorites flavors." 2.) "Kawaii desu\!\! Pork ramen\!\! Oh thank Kami-sama, since I don't have to import this from Japan, I can order another box of Cucumber and Teriyaki-flavor pocky\! Uh-oh, Sailor Moon is about to start\! Ikuhayo\ramen\ramen\!\! ^_^ LoLooLllLOlOloLo\!o11\!11\!\!"
Author: Ninja Disaster http://ramen.urbanup.com/2276417. (ramen) (165↑, 27↓)Cheap instant noodles. Comes in a hard brick of noodles which you throw into a pot on the stove with water in it for 3 minutes. Once the noodles are done, you have lots of options. If you like ramen, try this: strain the noodles, put them in a bowl and add 3/4 of the seasoning packet. Whoo hoo\! Also comes in cup o' soup which is for the microwave. Available in many flavors and brands but the best by far is Maruchan Shrimp. DONT EAT TOP RAMEN SHRIMP IT TASTES LIKE SALT WATER\!\!Welcome to RAA, Ramen Addicts Anonymous.
Author: Evil Bella http://ramen.urbanup.com/4332278. (ramen) (114↑, 10↓)(n.) A freeze-dried block of survival. Contrary to popular belief, use of stove is not required to prepare this meal of many flavours. No real measurements are needed. Just a bowl, some water, the ingredients in the package and a microwave oven. Approximately 1 minute and 20 seconds on high will do the trick.I've actually found ramen on sale for seven cents a package.
Author: Bluefunoodle311 http://ramen.urbanup.com/7940709. (Ramen) (89↑, 10↓)ramen: the best food to eat when you can't afford anything more than 30 cents, a brick of dried noodles that you boil for 2 minutes and then throw in the condensed powder flavoring and... wa-la\!bill: hey, guess we're down to our last dimes. we'll starve. bob: you kidding? we'll live off ramen noodles.
Author: kristen http://ramen.urbanup.com/16765210. (Ramen) (75↑, 10↓)Magical joy-giving substance made of most mysterious reagents. Often coupled with water in cauldron bubble to unleash the power of the joy.Double, double, ramen and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble\!
Author: Lucas http://ramen.urbanup.com/33231111. (Ramen) (72↑, 8↓)The kind of noodles you buy at discount stores for 10 cents a bag. Nuke em for 3 minutes and have a complete meal in any flavor you want, chicken, beef, shrimp, even chili.What kind of Ramen noodles should i eat today? lets check the official calender and see which one of the 365 flavors they recommend.
Author: Jambolito http://ramen.urbanup.com/13691412. (Ramen) (70↑, 8↓)A [college] student's staple food, given that most of the poor kid's money will go directly towards tuition and rent.8 packets of Ramen noodles for a dollar. Not a bad deal at all, since that's all most students can afford until their next paychecks.
Author: AYB http://ramen.urbanup.com/19799013. (ramen) (79↑, 21↓)rah-mehn Some damn good eatin'\! Comes in countless flavors and two packagings (either a cup or a bag....or even a whole box of either one\!). It's also quite inexpensive\! ^_^"The part I don't get is that, although ramen is japanese-origin, ramen is defined in my japanese dictionary as 'chinese noodles floating in broth'. Chinese noodles are called 'lo mein', and are very different from ramen (they often aren't in broth)...then again, unlike my brother, I haven't tried 'Tokyo Ramen'; I have Maruchan. There's much to learn.....especially about food. ^.^" -me
Author: Dave http://ramen.urbanup.com/50295914. (Ramen) (73↑, 17↓)The best invention in the world, followed by root beer and poptarts.Me-Mother, can i have ramen? Mother-It's bad for you Me-But it's good for the soul\! Mother-*sigh* i dont care *no one can ignore the power of ramen*
Author: Gerard's Prison Mate http://ramen.urbanup.com/142565515. (ramen) (70↑, 16↓)the best 9 cent meal to ever grace human lips, and very good at burning my toungePerson:my ramen is done ^_^ other person: wait for it to cool dick nut person: AHHHHHHHH MY TOUNGE\!\!
Author: PIE\!\!\!1 http://ramen.urbanup.com/195376416. (ramen) (62↑, 10↓)A college student's staple food. You had Maruchan ramen packets and a heating pad to cook it with. Unfortunately, you left the pad on while you were gone and it burned down your dormitory.I'm sorry I burned down the dorm, killing 5 people inside\! I just wanted ramen\!
Author: Keussie http://ramen.urbanup.com/153192017. (Ramen) (55↑, 11↓)1. A unit of monetary exchange in common use among Performing Arts students. Equal to USD .21 or 21 US cents, the average cost of a block of Ramen noodles, the dietary staple of these students. The cost of anything in Ramens (R) divided 3 (or 2, as the case may be) is the number of days they would have to go without food to afford it. This is immensely helpful in making purchase decisions. 2. The essential ingredient in the Ramen Noodle Ceremony, a ritual practiced by some semi-successful performing artists when they start thinking they are The Shit and need to return to their humble origins. The ceremony proceeds roughly like this: 1. Turn off all the heat in the apartment. 2. Three hours later add Ramen noodles (must be Top Ramen Oriental flavor) to 2 cups of water and seasoning packet. Boil over an electric cooking coil for three minutes. (This celebrates the discovery that adding ingredients sequentially is unnecessary and wastes electricity.) 3. While noodles are cooking, beat two eggs in a bowl. Try to remember when eggs were an unaffordable luxury. Think about eggs until their pathos becomes clear. Hear Satie's Gnossienne No. 1 in your mind and wish you understood why it always appears in the Ramen Noodle Ceremony. 4. Stir and remove noodles from heat. Let stand for two minutes. 5. Warm hands over residual heat from cooking coil. Place warm hands over ears. 6. Add eggs to noodles. Stir well. Transfer to bowl. 7. Eat noodles slowly, trying to make them last as long as possible. Drink broth in small sips. 8. Feel yourself transported to when you were your true self -- less than an asswipe.1. "Jay-zoo, that used book on Labanotation costs 48 Ramen (48R). That's a month and a half without food. But I gotta have it. I can live off my fat..."
Author: Willothewisp http://ramen.urbanup.com/151473118. (ramen) (39↑, 5↓)10% noodles 90% loveramen is 10% noodles 90% love
Author: Opsadophalies http://ramen.urbanup.com/299597119. (ramen) (39↑, 9↓)Japanese instant noodles which come in cup or block form, popular with college students (who can't afford anything else) and otaku (who just like anything Japanese). As a connoisseur of cheap DIY meals, I've developed means of assigning ramen a rating on a scale of zero to four stars: One half-star for every flavor packet beyond the first, one star if it comes in its own cup, an extra half star if that comes with its own meat or vegetables, and a star and a half if the dry noodles don't remind me of Play-Doh.Ramen's not as good as lo mein, but I got it at 1/40 the price the Jade Dragon was charging.
Author: Xyzzy http://ramen.urbanup.com/129094820. (Ramen) (37↑, 8↓)1.) A brick of noodles to which you can add a packet of seasoning. Often eaten by poor college students in order to save money for alchohol. 2.) One of four Demosthean terms of "otherness" taken from nordic phrases. Ramen refers to an extraterrestrial from another species that could be considered one of yout own. One that you would have peaceful relations with.1.) Will had to eat Ramen noodles for a week to save up for a case of Bud Light. 2.) The Pequhinos, not wanting that they should ever harm a human being, wished to be considered Ramen.
Author: Ender Wiggin http://ramen.urbanup.com/81362921. (Ramen) (42↑, 14↓)Japanese mispronounciation of the Chinese word for noodles: "Lo Mein". [Naruto]'s favourite food. Contrary to popular belief, the noodles aren't freeze dried. They are actually put into a mold and lightly fried."another bowl of ramen" random Naruto quote (probably not)
Author: Lockley http://ramen.urbanup.com/105285322. (ramen) (33↑, 6↓)best food in the worldcook it for however long you want.you can have almost any flavor you want. if there isn't one you want, make your own and save the flavor packet for another time. a really good way is to mix curray, cumin, seseme seeds, flour, pepper, salt, celery seeds and flavored soup bullion.(yummy) \{boy I made this new flavor for my ramen\! you should try it\!\}
Author: mraaron http://ramen.urbanup.com/194340723. (Ramen) (45↑, 20↓)1. A food-like, MSG laced substance that I have consumed by the metric ton. 2. What you feed stoners to make them grow, grow, grow. 3. Something George W. Bush wouldn't even feed his dog, if he knew Ramen existed. 4. Dried, bleached blocks of Grace's (Will & Grace) hair to be boiled with gum-wrappers full of colored salts.1. Everybody Loves Ramen\! 2. Ramen is easy to cook drunk.
Author: nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush http://ramen.urbanup.com/58209324. (ramen) (27↑, 6↓)The only thing you can blow, suck, chew and swallow in public without looking like a perv.Guy 1: "Let's videotape me eating ramen and sell it on the webz." Guy 2: "Ok"
Author: Me Tarzan http://ramen.urbanup.com/268362725. (Ramen) (38↑, 17↓)Glorified pot-noodle, loved by obsessive purists the worldd over."Otaku: Musst have Raamennnnnn\! Clerk: I'm sorry sir, we don't have ramen. Otaku: Verry well. Mussst have brainssss\!\! Clerk: Sir, If I had brains, I wouldn't be working in a conveniencee store...what the f**k? Get off me\! ARRGH\! My Brains\!"
Author: Sam Baynham http://ramen.urbanup.com/37063026. (ramen) (19↑, 2↓)1) Traditional Japanese noodle soup 2) Technically incorrect name for instant noodles, as they can be other types, like bah kut teh (Malay) or tom yam gung (Thai). Can be made in just a few minutes, but has some drawbacks: -Not as healthy as real noodles, as the noodle brick was flash-fried beforehand. -Typically loaded with MSG. When consumed in large amounts, it can make your hair gray or even fall out. 3) Something to do with "amen" and Pastafarianism, I'm not sure what exactly.Silly person- I like ramen\! I'll eat it for two years straight. *two years later* Silly person- Wowee\! A natural hair dyer\! I should tell my friends about this\!
Author: StatenIslander http://ramen.urbanup.com/270261727. (RAmen) (24↑, 8↓)The word Ramen is used in pastafarianism also known as the flying spaghetti monster religionas a means of concluding a prayer(write-off of amen used in the church)Pastor of pastafarianism:and so we conclude our prayer today by saying Pastor and congregation: RAmen
Author: Aaron Biros http://ramen.urbanup.com/255827028. (ramen) (51↑, 34↓)Ramen, as we know it, is an anemically Americanized version of a Japanese rip-off a Chinese gastronomical phenomenon known as lo mein. That means that, not only are the noodles pressed into a cake and dried, but both the noodles and the sauce are also purified of all useful nutrients. It amounts to strings of bleached flour steeped in warm brine.OK, so we're convenience addicts, but we still don't have to settle for such flavorless, salty broth and mushy noodles. Go to an oriental food store. Don't worry that that we look like guyjiin when we walk in. It can't be helped, so don't worry about it. Buy a few packages of Mi Bo. Mi is a southeast Asian word, equivalent to the Chinese word mein, meaning "noodle". Bo is a southeast Asian word for moo, or cow, as if in English we said "moo" instead of borrowing the word "cow" from some other language to replace our word moo. Southeast Asians go ahead and say their word for cow when they talk about what they eat, instead of borrowing the word "beef" from yet another language to replace our word cow. How sensible of them. So you go into the oriental food store and buys some packages of cow-flavored noodles. The packages look just like ramen noodle packages, so make sure you don't buy any Americanized brands like Smack or Top. Mama and Kung Fu are good brands. If you don't recognize any brands, check by feel, what the flavor packet is like. Good flavor packets in truly oriental "ramen" packages will feel thicker and softer because they contain two or three different kinds of seasonings: A regular flavor packet, a flavored oil packet and possibly, a spice packet. Dump the flavoring packets into half as much water as you're used to using for ramen while it's heating so you have a nice broth that will cook flavor into the noodles when you add them. Do some taste-testing while gradually adding the spice, so you don't find the final result toxic to your taste buds. Don't add the noodles until the water boils. Keep it boiling until the noodles are done. If you want to be authentic, don't break the noodles. Some parts of Asia use chopsticks and some don't, so that's optional. If you prefer convenience, break the noodles small enough to fit in your soup spoon. Lift the noodles out of the broth and place them into a bowl and garnish it generously with bean sprouts, snow peas, and/or chopped onion to suit your taste. Then pour the boiling broth over it all. When you're ready for another adventure, go back and buy some other flavor.
Author: Downstrike http://ramen.urbanup.com/91049929. (ramen) (19↑, 4↓)[Recipe: Ramen Noodles] Requires cooking (1) Reagents: (10) tap water, (1) condensed flavor spices, (2) Sodium Cloride, (1) Brick of wavy noodles Requires stove Price: 10 centsit only takes 10 cents to eat a meal of ramen.
Author: Legyndir http://ramen.urbanup.com/308068930. (Ramen) (17↑, 3↓)what college students live off.also known as bachlor chow.dude,wheres the ramen?
Author: futuramafan http://ramen.urbanup.com/285768731. (Ramen) (22↑, 9↓)In addition to cheap Asian noodles, in many circles the word has come to be a colloquialism any cheap food eaten by those who cannot afford much more.College is so expensive these days, I'm going to have to spend the next four years eating ramen.
Author: Max http://ramen.urbanup.com/13771932. (Ramen) (24↑, 13↓)ramen, contrary to regular belief, is a bowl of noodles and broth with assorted sliced meats and vegetables laid out on top of it. It is commonly served at stands and resturants in Japan. It is most widely known in america as the dehydrated version with noodles and flavoring powder in a styrofoam cup. this is not, however, the correct usage of the term. the term most people mean to say is "instant lunch" or "top ramen""Last month I went to japan. That's when I started getting addicted to ramen"
Author: Jex Hacksman http://ramen.urbanup.com/204251033. (ramen) (13↑, 3↓)1. A noodle dish of Asian origin, served with salty broth, meat, and other stuff. 3. A slang word for instant noodles, said usually by weeaboos who have no idea what they're talking about.1. This ramen is pretty good. I like how they stretch a single block of dough before boiling it and adding the meat. 2. KAWAII\!\!\! THIS RAMEN SO DELICIOUS\!\!\! INSTANT NOODARU\!\!\!
Author: Kyothine http://ramen.urbanup.com/400130334. (ramen) (12↑, 2↓)a brick of noodles you throw in a pot. most people live off of this. most referable to college guys, middle aged guys living by self, and noobs kicked out by their girlfriends.College guy: Hey, man wh... uh..what are you doing? Guy surrounded by countless ramen packages: Eating some damn ramen
Author: somepersonwhohasnothingtodo http://ramen.urbanup.com/355236035. (ramen) (15↑, 5↓)Noodles usually in the form of a brick or in a cup. They are easy to make and quite good. There are packets that contain seasoning that gives the ramen flavor. Those packets are found inside of the package that the ramen brick comes in. There are many different flavors of ramen.Me: Hey Mom we are out of chicken flavored ramen\! Mom: Well why dont you eat some beef ramen? Me: OK
Author: adam0793 http://ramen.urbanup.com/177384236. (Ramen) (5↑, 1↓)mankind's last and most effective line of survival...Dude 1: dude im frigin starving\! Dude 2: i got some [ramen]...ya want some? Dude 1: (falling to his knees) My lord...would you be so gracious as to feed me the feast of kings? Dude 2: uhhh sure...
Author: J-elite http://ramen.urbanup.com/488355937. (Ramen) (8↑, 4↓)God in a cup.person 1 : -eats ramen- OMG I JUST CAME.
Author: Keze http://ramen.urbanup.com/413817338. (Ramen) (10↑, 6↓)Pronounced with accent on 2nd syllable. Used as a substitute for "amen" by those who wish to avoid religious expressions."Religulous" is the best movie of 2008. Ramen, brother, ramen.
Author: UrbanElvis http://ramen.urbanup.com/359307439. (ramen) (5↑, 2↓)Real ramen is a Japanese noodle soup dish that actually originated in China. Not the dried fat-soaked bricks of instant three-minute noodles floating in dilute sodium that we eat in North America.There is a ramen museum in Yokohama.
Author: Rushgirl http://ramen.urbanup.com/485882140. (Ramen) (3↑, 1↓)The meal between dinner and breakfast. Usually happening around 3am.Dude\! I can totally go for Ramen now... I'm down
Author: kobs11 http://ramen.urbanup.com/522467241. (ramen) (3↑, 1↓)The cheapest form of food known to mankind, at 10 cents a package.I only have $5 until the end of the month, but I won't starve, because of ramen.
Author: d-boss http://ramen.urbanup.com/454310442. (Ramen) (9↑, 8↓)The only thing better than [women].Joe: Hey, I got some dates hooked up for us tonight. You in? Bob: Nah, I'm gonna stay here and have some Ramen and watch the game. Joe: Hmm, yeah I'll join you. Those dates can wait. Bob: Hell's yeah, Ramen kicks ass\!
Author: whats-a-pseudonym? http://ramen.urbanup.com/367371243. (Ramen) (2↑, 2↓)The best food ever made on the face of any planet. Ever.Gotta have mah ramen\!
Author: N00berson McGee http://ramen.urbanup.com/539062044. (Ramen) (0↑, 2↓)delicious noodles that are insanely cheap and incredibly filling. the pronunciation varies among people: rah-men, ram-men, ray-men etc. The correct way to say it is ram-men.Heather: Oh man i want some delicious ramen noodles with soy sauce\! Erin: Or we could have some rah-men with vinegar and hot sauce\! Heather: You pronounced it wrong, but I forgive you because this stuff is delicious.
Author: Flipping Awesome http://ramen.urbanup.com/547155945. (Ramen) (1↑, 3↓)A race that is not your own, alien. As found in Speaker of the Dead in the Enderverse of Orson Scott Card.If I'm not human, what am I? Ramen, obviously, read a book.
Author: TheSpeaker271 http://ramen.urbanup.com/514455146. (Ramen) (2↑, 4↓)A package of noodles coming in a variety of flavors. Pronounced as "ray-men". Not to be confused with "raw-man"."Hey man, wanna cook me some ramen?" "Yeah, How about chicken flavoured?" "YES\!"
Author: Mr. RamenNoodles http://ramen.urbanup.com/467262947. (Ramen) (3↑, 5↓)Acronym :Rancid Acidic Magnesiate Edible Non-biological. Needless to say its delicious, and the only thing keeping the teenage population of the U.S. of A alive.Everybody loves Ramen.
Author: Seph Infinitium http://ramen.urbanup.com/391613848. (ramen) (18↑, 21↓)ramen is delichious soup thats mad cheap. there are many different variations of ramen. theres chicken, roast chicken, beef, pork, oriental, shrimp, cajun, lime shrimp, and thats about it. oh yeah theres wonton ramen in cups that come in chicken and pork i highly reccomend them to ramen fans. ramen is cheap delishious and i got it down were i can make it in a solid 6 minuets. ramen can be eaten any time of the day and as much as wanted.ramen touches ur tounge in ways never thought possipal
Author: Andrew Pugliese http://ramen.urbanup.com/98628149. (ramen) (16↑, 19↓)[ramen] is a brick of hard noodles, Boil em in boiling water and they become noodles, then stir in the seasoning packet\! I'm eating Ramen right now\! IT'S THE BEST\!I ate ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner today. :)
Author: KC http://ramen.urbanup.com/44306250. (ramen) (1↑, 6↓)Delicious and versatile meal consisting of a brick of noodles that need cooked(trust me on that) and a sauce pack that is measured to make 1 brick of noodles taste better.if you drain it and add kethup it becomes spaghetti. eat it as soup ramen. eat just the [noodles].
Author: wildbill8135 http://ramen.urbanup.com/398456551. (ramen) (7↑, 13↓)instant noodles. japan actually borrowed the concept from korea. america has begun selling some that isn't half as good as the japanese and korean kind. really cheap.putting egg in your ramen tastes good....
Author: 1000papercranes http://ramen.urbanup.com/213874652. (Ramen) (19↑, 26↓)An excuse for Americans to pretend to speak Chinese with a Japanese accent. It's hard to say who they're making fun of.Chinese: It call "lo mein". Japanese: That what I say, "lroh-main". American, chanting: Ra-men\! Ra-men\! Ra-men\! Ra-men\! Ra-men\!
Author: Fly On The Wall http://ramen.urbanup.com/100881753. (ramen) (20↑, 31↓)Ramen is a Japanese knock-off of Chinese food consumed by [wapanese] and poor college kids. Tastes like sodium chloride and chicken.Wapanese - "Oh my god liek, I can't wait til the new Naruto episode comes out so I can download it and eat ramenomg kawaiiii =^__^=" College Kid - "Well, after the thirtieth cock at the Olive Garden, I probably have enough for 5 days of ramen.."
Author: The pornstar formerly known as Jesus http://ramen.urbanup.com/123669254. (ramen) (7↑, 19↓)when you bleach or damage your hair enough so its really frizzy no matter what. and if you use a straightening iron, it looks like your hair is a ramen brick.dude you have ramen\! and/or you have noodles\!
Author: ethan gfb http://ramen.urbanup.com/209398855. (ramen) (17↑, 30↓)that very unhealthy, yet addictive noodle stuff that gives u cancer after a while. if your really into it, you can get those big cardboard boxes with like, 20 bags of the stuff in those japanese/korean supermarkets.yo, i ate like, 3 packs of ramen today no wonder people always get cancer in korean dramas, they eat too much ramyeun(korean for ramen)
Author: ramen-men-men-men http://ramen.urbanup.com/171861156. (Ramen) (8↑, 53↓)Another word for powdery drugs.Hey man, got any "Ramen"?
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